I’m sure any roasted item will do, so long as you are getting hot and bothered while it’s in the oven. Butternut or spaghetti squash, for example, if you are roasting to make peeling easier.

I am hardcore pms-ing today. I totally lashed out at some innocent bystanders, too. I feel a little bad. I was on my bike on a bike path and an older couple went to pass me. I could see as they passed that they were struggling to go faster than I was, but whatever. If someone if genuinely going faster than me, I want…

You guys, I just got my hair professionally colored for the first time in more than a year and this is so shallow but now I feel invincible. What is your self-indulgent beauty thing that makes you feel like a superhero fairy queen? I want to do all of them.

I know for a lot of these people will sign up to do a leg of the journey. So if they have Monday off they will walk from Charlottesville to Commonwealth, but maybe not join in for the rest of it.

You do have to do a bit of prep so it doesn’t dry out. MUCH LIKE YOUR LADY FRIENDS HEY-YOOOO

...do you not just...unwrap it and turn the oven on???

yeah but that defeats the purpose of the “killing time” aspect of the brownies because you’re NEVER going to have sex while brownies are baking lest they get overbaked and ruined so in conclusion just bake brownies and eat them; don’t invite boys over; more for you

well whenever you want to start up again, if you prep a chicken you can trick the sex into happening and once it’s over you can send your lover out the door with a fully roasted, intact chicken, everybody wins

then you cant have sex im sry

But I’m starving, Kate, you’re pleading. I need a little snack before the dinner. Well, that’s what the giblets are for. Once you’ve put the chicken in the oven, throw ‘em in a pan with a little olive oil, salt and pepper and sear them real quick. Split the liver with your chosen partner because you’re not a monster.

When Aaron Carter was Aaron Carter he was like, an 8 year old child, right? I legitimately only remember ever hearing him sing about candy and then he disappeared from the earth and now he is a 50 year old junkie.

I totally had a crush on JT, too, but remember his hair? It looked like someone glued ramen noodles to the top of his head.

No one is under any moral or legal obligation to think like me, but I find it weird that Angelina Jolie does not seem to have any female friends. Those kids are going to grow up, Brad will leave again and she’ll be stuck with maybe her brother? I picture her wandering some French castle in a hooded cloak, talking to…

You’re dead-on about the XO Jane disease, but I am pretty proud of the Jezebel commentariat this morning for being all “This is bullshit. Don’t be an insensitive asshole about the boner problem.”

“Last off, his wife probably told him to stop hanging out with you, duh. Which means you are attractive which means you can find a partner which means your friends can have a little time off from taking care of that need which means they’ll want to hang out with you more”

Apparently we’re mean girling here instead of advocating for compassion and honesty in relationships. Mature!

I too would like to know. This is the 3rd time i’ve read this column and thought, “Who the f is this person, they write like an asshole.”

It’s odd to me that Dr. Nerdlove over at Kotaku, a video game website, gives more empathetic, reasonable, healthy relationship advice than Jezebel, and he manages to do it with a far less condescending tone.

Last off, his wife probably told him to stop hanging out with you, duh.

“Last off, his wife probably told him to stop hanging out with you, duh. Which means you are attractive”