I give a pass for keaton he was in the movie hidden figures after all. And in general I’m glad they are apologizing and being made aware of it.

That said, outbound plane tickets from DCA, BWI, and IAD are sold out.

Does he think the District of Columbia controls dress production?

It’s crazy how the right got themselves into such a white frenzy over those assholes torturing that boy on FB. The perpetrators were immediately arrested, charged with all kinds of things, including hate crimes, and most assuredly face stiff jail time. That is what is supposed to happen in a case like this, so people…

You are right. I know at least three disabled people that Donald Trump has never, EVER mentioned. I love the fact that he forgets we’ve all seen the video. We saw what you did, Donald. Some of didn’t care, but everyone knows. Everyone.

“What about all the disabled people he DIDN’T mock?! No one ever talks about them!”

Trump thinks Meryl Streep is “over-rated.” This comes from a man that gave us Scott Baio at the national convention.

“inciting people’s worst instincts.”

I’ll vote for her because why the fuck not what even is anything anymore.

No no didn’t you hear? The woman with the life time achievement award, a 40 year body of work, degrees from 2 top notch universities, 409 award noms, spokeswoman for the National Women’s History Museum? Yea she’s overrated.

I believe a hotel employee (who unbeknownst to her was also held hostage) knocked on her door and she opened it because she recognized him so the deadbolt idea doesn’t really hold up here.

Also, it’s just good sense not to leave the house in a skirt. Wear a skirt and it’s like putting a target on your chach.

Oh, you’re definitely on the right track. Whether or not your’re in possession of the sportsbat, you must not, under ANY circumstances, touch any of the things with any of the other things.

One of the released mugshots:

Football is simple! You simply need to tread water and hit the sportsball with the sportsbat over the opposing team’s goalnetzoneline.

I swear to Meryl Streep that if you bring the troll out of the greys today I will HAUNT YOU.

And Jon Stewart has worked since he was 18 years old to make a better world in law and politics, now, has he?

Is there a scene in The Crown where Queen Elizabeth drinks wine as she blows up Westminster Abbey with all of her political opponents in it? If it didn’t, Game of Thrones still for the win

Oh, hey. Fuck you, Meghan McCain.