This just in: Bears shit in the woods

Do they all look the same?

Agreed. I’ll admit it, I thought he was hot, I fell for his whole “feminist” act, I thought the rough stuff he did was consensual, and it turned me on. But I believe and support Stoya and I now find him disgusting. It definitely feels very victim blame-y when people imply that they knew something was wrong with him,…

Do you think Courtney Cox ever gets sad that everyone cares SO MUCH about who Jennifer Aniston is boning and nobody cares about who Courtney Cox is boning

Maybe Hillary sees herself as being on the segregated bus of the world, with the men in front and the women at the back and she's trying to move her ass to the front of the bus

A wedding with bowls of cigarettes and everyone smoking all night sounds like an actual nightmare.

Any of y’all doing any online shopping tonight/getting good deals? I just ordered a few things from ulta: Lorac love/lust/lace eye shadow palette ($12), and the pur cosmetics starry eyed eyeshadow palette ($15).

That is legitimately terrifying

OMG. I could cry.

You're such a good person, being nice in the midst of all this bullshit floating around. I hope I continue to get to read your stuff. I know everyone loves you for your work with gross stuff, but I love your dirtbags.

Good idea!

Wake me up when women earn as much money as men

Banana shaped?! I've never even heard of that. I realize it probably just means you're mostly straight up and down but don't bananas curve? I'm picturing a person whose head and feet stick out further than their torso, lol

Thank you!!

Good points! I don't have the hump but now I'm about to grab a mirror so I can check out the back of my neck and make sure I'm cool with it showing all the time.

Good advice! Thank you!

Ugh rip millihelen indeed. I’m still actively upset and hoping they’ll come to their senses and bring it back.

I’m kind of feeling like getting Kaley Cuoco’s haircut. I'm worried because I've never had my hair that short before. Also I'm fat and I'm worried it would accentuate the fatness of my face. Thoughts?

I’m just imagining a kid getting one stuck, then thinking “well maybe for some reason if I add more they’ll all stick together and come out” and then they just keep getting stuck and the kid keeps adding more like “maybe this.... Dang” and then Mom comes in like “WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU”

I'm a bad person and also, this is fucking hilarious.