SO GLAD THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS IS BACK

Your instruction in a previous post about how to contour with just 2 blushes if you're pale like changed my life. I had tried so many times to contour with bronzer and it always looked so awful. Finally I tried the two shades of blush thing and it looks awesome! Thank you!

Seriously she looks like 35-40.

I love you.

A+

Like, everything. I’ve always been pretty critical of the idea in the past, but I’ve spent years trying many different ways to get healthy (I have a good therapist and psychiatrist, I’m not just, like, trying wacky diets), and I just keep gaining more weight. It’s getting to the point where I’m going to end up having…

Have any of y'all reading this had weight loss surgery? Wanna tell me about it?

Uuuughhhhhhhhh!

Unrelated question, since this is technically an open thread:

“An obvious response is that people don’t really stay friends—they are lying and pretending to be friends.”

Me! I’ve found it to be a long process, and it’s a lot of work being so mindful all the time, but it makes so much more sense to me than anything else.

Brb, writing a YA dystopian novel called “generation z”

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS VEGAN PIZZA. THAT IS NOT PIZZA. I AM SO ANGRY FOR YOU

So apparently everyone hates this. I thought it was hilarious. Maybe I’m actually a 17 year old boy, and not a 30 year old woman?

Ohhh. You’re probably right. Now I’m sad. Yikes.

The patriarchy.

Any of y’all have a recommendation for lashes that are dark and thick but very short and just stick straight out? Loreal telescopic is the best I’ve tried to give me length+curl but it’s still not as good as I want it to be.

I like you, Ariana Grande.

“I acquire my society-approved, dignity-creating $40 foundation from Nordstrom via return fraud.”