I like the cut of your jib

Yeah I will watch the fuck out of this

I can’t stop looking at this picture. Her calves are so tan but the rest of her is so white

I would definitely watch a Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum remake of basically anything

Yeah, what does that mean? That they’re sold out, or that they’re overwhelmed and more will be available later?

Yeah, what does that mean? That they’re sold out, or that they’re overwhelmed and more will be available later?

I agree with you: she definitely looks white, not light-skinned. I’m amazed that nobody questioned her.

Look at the face the lady next to her is making in the last picture... I think she knew.

Did you guys go to Partridge Creek? Why didn’t you go to the Sephora there??? Or even the Ulta on Hall Road.

Omg

Jane I love you and everything, but you’re the one in the wrong here.

Well 2 is greater than 1, so obviously 2 foods is better than 1 food

Yes yes yes. I agree so hard. I will never go back to solid deodorant.

Yes yes yes. I agree so hard. I will never go back to solid deodorant.

I don’t think I’d even let her take my cheese from my dead hands. I wouldn’t mind being buried with some sharp-ass white cheddar.

My cat actually LOVES IT. Apparently his love for cardboard boxes overpowers his fear of being caged.

Yes, nothing says “I’m wearing stockings” like good ol’ gravy legs

My birthday is coming up please make me a cake like this

Hey y’all. I would like to request some opinions on a uterine-related topic.

Everything she writes is my favorite thing I’ve ever read

I was thinking janice dickinson

“No, sewing my hand back together can wait! MY FANS NEED TO SEE ME THRUST, DAMMIT!”