This is what sucks about being plus size (and slightly poor). It’s kind of hard to cultivate a “style.” My style is just kinda “whatever fits and doesn’t make me feel gross.” But when I am putting outfits together, my look tends to be like... Something bad ass/dark/rock n roll, combined with something more…

My advice is to prepare by making lots of butt jokes to ease your mind.

Big bang theory is the worst and I refuse to maintain friendships with people who enjoy it

If I haven’t seen the original(s), will I be confused?

Ugh Patrick

I hate the scent of lavender, too! I thought I was the only one

F’s for everyone!

Hardly anyone cares even while they’re AT your reception tbh

I’ve started wearing more skirts and dresses because they fit more easily than pants. So. There’s that.

The Humane Society near me offers vet services at a lower cost, maybe look into that?

Do you have a therapist? It can be pretty tough trying to figure this stuff out on your own.

Everything’s better on the barbecue

I definitely am with you on the pants thing.

What is the gif from? It describes my life

Yeah when I read that he’s a Republican it actually was kinda helpful for me because it toned down my crush on him to a more tolerable level

Yeah I cringed at that

Is that really what you’re worried about? Promoting health? Are you sure you don’t just enjoy telling a woman that the body she lives in is “wrong?” Do you have to be sure that every picture you look at includes only people who are “healthy?”

Lol Justin Bobby

This is basically my worst nightmare. Thanks for consistently posting the most terrifying stuff, Mark.

Also i just realized that my comment says “good forbid” and I meant to say “god forbid” and I don’t think I can edit it