My Seniors, Chessie and Pepino. Pepe sometimes pretends to be a hipster.

LuLu's Anal Maggots

Coming Soon: Naked and Afraid the iOS and Android game!

Yep. That's it.

Celebration GIF party starts now. (Yes, you can feel good about him dying).

Team Microwave Oven!!!!!

What makes it even more beautiful is that my brother (younger step-brother, to be precise) and I had had a very rocky relationship as kids. His mother told him daily that I wasn't his sister and he needn't treat me as such. I stuck up for him when he was bullied in school and told him never to let anyone get away with…

"Ivy League elitists" is a nonsense dog-whistle label that's supposed to make us not trust people with an education. It's never a bad thing to be educated. However, more Ivy League donations went to Obama in 2012 so yes, it appears that educated people tend to vote Democrat. So do non-Southern low income people,…

Oh my god, you guys... I think I am a republican now. I woke up miserable, I am wearing a striped shirt, I hate my job, I want more opportunities in life, I drank a coffee, I looked at the news, I used to be a barista, I am constantly interrupted while running, I have a kitchen (sort of) and a car that I pump gas…

Dear Disney - We, over here in the Girl Scouts, quietly doing the right thing since, like, always, would be happy to take that funding off your hands. Thanks!

Can we put a similar disclaimer on the actual Bible? ;)

You know what? I'm going to do this. I have been dying to start a blog for a while, and 'The Carpet Chewing Insanity of Ted Nugent' sounds perfect. Thank you for that!

This reminds me of those terrific SNL skits where Tina was Sarah and Amy was Hillary. They did a great one where Tina/Sarah was reiterating some drivel about how women "didn't want" the presidency enough (this was right after Hillary lost the Dem nomination to Obama) and Amy/Hillary burst out laughing and shrieked…