Well done to go daddy. 

How many suspensions equal one expulsion? Because my “Report Tweet” finger is limber and ready...

My hair is approaching a Crystal Gayle situation over here and I just don’t care anymore. Except that it sucks to brush. So I don’t do it that often...

Biden is doing exactly what he should: not allowing his beliefs, whatever they may be (and we have no idea about his personal stance ) to influence public policy of the government he was elected to run.

I don’t think I’ll ever see this, but it would be one of the best days of my life.

Cool, pull their tax exemptions.

Donates $200,000 to racial justice organizations, donates $1,000 to her sister’s campaign. It’s pretty clear where their priorities are, clear by 200x.

Kind like how Christ Christie loves Bruce Springsteen, and Bruce is like “Nope!”.  Won’t let him play his songs, doesn’t show him much attention, when Christie tries to get in his sphere he sort of shuts him down.  It’s really awesome.  

“I’ll say it again: If I ever meet Rand Paul’s neighbor I’m going to hug him and buy him as many drinks as he can consume.”

Rand, Rand, Rand.  Don’t you know by now that whatever you say, whatever you do, Richard Marx will be right there waiting for you?

Richard Marx is a fun, cantankerous twitter follow. He’s also married to (90's MTV star) Daisy Fuentes and appears to be living his best life: https://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/ct-ent-coronavirus-richard-marx-0427-20200427-fdfpckkhsvac5oer62sdrbnpp4-story.html

Bullet dodged BIG TIME. 

Thoughts and prayers for the crew of that ferry, who (presumably) must now endure a deeply tedious, self-entitled asshole for many hours, on a regular basis.

Well, if Megan Markle did nothing else she’s getting terrible brits kicked off the air and that’s not a bad thing.

AND THEY LEFT DOG!!! Sooooo it’s too cold for the kids but the dog (Snowflake...I know...ironical? will be fine?!?

I’m most upset by the fact that they left the dog alone in the house to freeze.

Meanwhile what is Beto O’Rourke doing? You know the guy who isn’t a Senator of Texas.