That’s horseshit. Next to none of our taxes go to infrastructure.

Yes, without a doubt.

That’s his brother Nick. Both are accomplished MMA fighters, possibly past their primes, but still very dangerous. This was a bad decision as Dos Anjos and Nate Diaz are very different types of fighter, with Diaz being known as an ok striker but excellent grappler and submission expert.

Conor McGregor at UFC 196 weigh-ins:

Not for long, Frankie is going to snag that, if Connor can even make weight.

Child: (Feels scars from last fight)

So wait, they’re angry that unnecessary objectification and sexualization is being removed from their games, so they’re accusing one of the people who works on the games of... sexualizing and objectifying characters?

Feeeeeeemaaaaaaaalesssssss!

I’m sensing some “mommy issues” here...

Not a judgement but you’ve been married twice before 30?

What, that I’ve never cheated? No, don’t need to, because again, I’ve never cheated.

Well, I can see why they all cheated on you.

Sweet Christmas! Are you actively responding to your own comments?

“Oh, you ‘ran into’ your ex the other day and hung out with him for more than 2 minutes of ‘Hello, goodbye’ conversation? Buh bye.”

Little bit insecure, are we?

You’re very pedantic if you immediately break it off with someone cause there’s one thing you don’t like about them.

Jesus, dude… You sound so fucking judgmental and self-righteous.

I once spent 15 minutes talking to a board member at a work function ... and afterwards realized that my left one had been sitting in mashed potatoes and gravy. The left one is so goddamn unruly.

First thing I thought of as soon as I read "Dire Straits"...and I'm not even a fan xD .

I heard the platypus doesn't mind if he doesn't make the scene. He's got a daytime job, he's doing all right.

I heard that the Platypus has also asked for money for nothing and chicks for free.