The big letters that said “REMAKE” pretty much sealed it I think...

We don’t care if it’s exclusive. We care that it’s being made!

"...which picked up a great deal of media attention this week after the artist wrote a note to me on his Facebook wall..."

Here's an interesting post from the HokutoAndy from the previous trailer giving some insight on the designs of the Dwarf and Sorceress.

As an artist, I'll say this much: The image he cooked up in response, however childish, STILL has more value than your original, whiny-for-absolutely-no-reason article.

Don't like sexy characters? Fuck off and don't play. Vote with your wallet! [Oh...but you know that won't do jack shit. So, instead, you whine like a…