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Go ahead and put full spoilers in the Justice League review, because I’d like to know what happens. Not enough to spend $12 for a ticket though.

You folks out they who want to make movie reviews take note of this one.

If io9 needs to needs the show reviewed by any 4 year olds I volunteer Little Miss Steerpike. It’s the only way I’ll afford a ticket.

I agree with everything you said. you continue to have insightful and passionate writing about Star Trek. 

This is the most Harrison Ford thing I’ve ever read. I wish I were half the man that he is.

“What, did he fucking expect the whole bottle?”

“I punched Ryan Gosling in the face,” Ford said. “Ryan Gosling’s face was where it should not have been.”

“He’s lucky I didn’t land a plane on his fucking house!”

This just makes me love Harrison Ford even more.

I hope she’s making a whole fucking shitload of money.

I read or heard somewhere this weekend, and I wish I could remember where it was, that during times like these, everyone should be keeping a journal and just writing down the way things are- so that as our country slips into totalitarianism, and democracy is lost, we can remember what life was like. That is to say

Are we not going to talk about that a role played by a black man just went to white man?

They should call him “Black Ball,” and whenever he kills someone, a trooper can yell out, “you just got black balled!”

Man, you can’t just spring that photo on people unprepared! Makes the room all dusty and stuff.

I was a Gen 1 Muppet fan. I watched the tv show in first run in the ‘70s. I even watched Sam and Friends, which featured Jim Henson’s proto-muppets, on local DC tv in the early ‘60s. And of course I’ve seen all the movies. I’m glad they’re still trying, but in truth it was never the same after Jim died.

Sure, you can hear a difference. Mostly the ends of words don’t have the same lilt that Henson gave Kermit. But Whitmire never completely sounded like Henson either, so whattya going to do? It’s a broken world with no Jim Henson in it. All we can do is do the best we can do.

Do... do you know where you are? Are you okay? Is there someone we should call?

They probably meant actually funny instead of patented George Lucas “HERE IS YOUR FUNNY MOMENT LAUGH BITCHES” funny.

Everyboy complains about Trendacosta and io9 in general negativity, but when they love something or post something positive, they are sell outs.