Speaking of near silent horror films, has anyone seen Hush? I never really heard any hype about it when it came out last year, but I finally just caught it on Netflix after seeing it had a 94% score on Rotten Tomatoes and was directed by the guy who did the new Gerald’s Game adaptation. I thought it was really, really…

People’s Sexiest Man Alive has also honored Adam Levine, who’s about as sexy as Blake Shelton. Also on the list are Matthew McConaughey and Nick Nolte, who I guess must have made sense at the time? Add in abusers Johnny Depp and Mel Gibson and Scientologist weirdo Tom Cruise, and I think we should just treat People…

I saw a group of Manchester United fans brawling and shaking their dicks at us after a Real / Manchester game in Madrid, once.

What are you guys watching right now?

I just treated myself to some hair perfume for that thurs-sat stretch when it starts to smell a lil musty. :)

I only wash my hair on sundays. it takes a full 36 hours to air dry. If I washed it daily it would literally NEVER be dry.

I too shower at night. the idea of laying my sweaty, stinking carcass on clean white sheets is upsetting. But who am I to judge morning showerers.

Cedar works, sort of; it just isn’t a miracle cure. Basically keep things clean and/or bagged. Fine if you’re a curator with lovely swatches; not so fine if you’re a working woman who can’t wash every single garment as soon as it’s been worn.

It might be the lanolin that’s attracting them if they like eating food. When you handle a lot of new wool you do get a waxy feel on your hands unless it’s been worked to death into a woven fabric.

I have those same smears on my wall from all the damn moths.

John Hannah is the unsung hero of any movie he is in. He is so fucking adorable and charming.

I’ll never forget the time I was in college and I grabbed a mothball smelling sweater out of storage on the first chilly night of autumn, then went to work as a barmaid. I was super embarrassed about the smell, until I waited on one of my sweet and extremely old professors, who immediately said: “Well, don’t you smell…

I think technically she’s a conservator and reconstructionist...? Not sure exactly what the difference is. But either way, yes! Although she currently has a favorite sweater of mine that I asked her to fix a hole in, and haven’t heard anything about for two months. She probably forgot she had it. Sisters, man.

I’m seeing a lot of dislike here for the original movie, but if John Hannah shows up to read a W.H. Auden poem every season, I am 100% on board.

If you hear a group of British men within earshot, leave.
If you hear a group of Russian men within earshot, run.
If you hear a group of Dutch men within earshot, flirt.

Torch nailed it this time, don’t be a boring dad, be an eccentric dad, when they lay you to rest it will be all stories and laughs about you and that old rolls amid the tears. If you get the any of the other cars nobody will mention them at your funeral.

“.....being aggressively British.” That is hilarious and perked my afternoon right up. The next time my husband gets himself wound up about something, I’m going to tell him he’s being aggressively British.

I need to see video. For, you know, research purposes.

What if you spent a lot of time reading “how to write” essays instead of actually writing