When life gives you lemons...

Does Somerhalder assume people will find this story charming because he’s not ugly? Because it contains at least 3 of the warning signs of abuse in the booklet my doctor gave me at my first prenatal visit.

Here’s a few other things that need to be addressed. Yes, I’m a professional audio engineer.

Is Weiner TRYING to be the worst person in the world? I still think his dick played a huge part in getting Trump elected(after he supposedly had copies of Hiliary’s missing e-mails), and now this on top of all his other sex related issues? I think we may have actually found a white man no one will redeem.

I’m trying to decide how much of my “lock him up and throw away the key” reaction is based on what a gross pig monkey predatory piece of shite he is and how much is based on my anger over his fucking up the election.

And may I throw in this little gem — repeat the question before answering, during Q&A. If I can’t hear you without a mic, I certainly can’t hear the unamplified person across the room whispering a question.

Good god, yes! And for crying out loud, please hold the microphone up to your mouth. I see so many people hold mics down over their stomach. How does this happen?

ALL of the ladies wearing the fishnet undies have a tummy roll! I love it, because most of the time if you see plus sized lingerie, the models are essentially just straight-up larger than regular models, but otherwise perfect. I don’t have a flat tummy. Seeing plus sized lingerie on women with flat tummies does not…

I was in a college production of No Exit that is possibly the most publicly embarrassing thing I have ever done. I was so excited to get such a large part as a freshman (there are only four characters) that it never occurred to me that maybe no one auditioned because it was a student-led production. The male lead…

THANK YOU!! YES!!!

I have to say, I was actually (pleasantly!) surprised to see that! most plus models are just extreme hourglass figures with flat tummies.

Maybe try: You’re The Worst (on FX). It’s an anti-sitcom and also deals with depression realistically.

It’s basically No Exit, which is brilliant.

Make sure you call your Congresspeople about PR! They have no one to speak for them, so we have to let our voting members of Congress know that we care about Puerto Rico.

My cousin Maria (of course) now has power, so the island is coming back online.

I think the Good Place comes back tonight? I. CANNOT. WAIT.

I don’t know about some people but I suffer from starving amugst plenty. There’s too much and I can’t decide so instead I just watch Forensic Files and Law & Order Reruns. I can put it on in the background and not have to think or really pay attention. Then I can pick like one show to dedicate myself to. And I picked…

I’m just going to applaud Playful Promises because they have been making sexy quality lingerie for plus size gals for a while now and have won awards for being size inclusive. I have a bunch of their stuff and it’s all interesting and the fit is excellent. I’m really excited about this partnership but will probably…

starting with The Sopranosand reaching its apex somewhere around Breaking Bad

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