Correction: “twot” (American) means ladyparts. “twaat” (British) means stupid person. The meaning changes with the pronunciation. A twaat can have a twot. snerk.

I mean, will any reprimand even come of this?

I rather like the idea of a bouncer, with strict instructions to keep out that horrible woman and her kids.

Nah, you don’t actually have to invite her, and the proof is right there in her ‘We’ll see about that’ response. You invite people to your wedding who are there to support you, on your day, as you embark upon the wonderful experience of having your relationship legally and religiously authorized and recognized. Her…

Omigod the bathroom chatterers are the worst. I do not have a shy bowel or bladder but come on, give us some peace and quiet please!

In a small household with one bathroom, the moms notice.

I agree, Kevyn’s obvious kindness and generosity of spirit was as precious as his talent, and was likely what elevated his gift to something beyond just a skill.

He was an Oprah once (I beleive it was part of the Making Faces press tour since it featured heavily) and it was one of the most delightful hours of that show that I ever saw.

Making Faces was great not just for the makeup tutorials, but for the section showing how makeup and contouring in particular could completely transform a look.

I like the cut of your jib.

Kelly Clarkson says she turned down millions of dollars just so she wouldn’t have to share song-writing credit with Dr. Luke.

AND a courtesy stall! It is known, or SHOULD be, that the stall furthest from the door is the designated dookie stall. I am filled with rage when I’m in there just poopin’ away and someone comes in and uses the stall directly next to me when I KNOW all of the other stalls are unoccupied. (Exceptions made if those…

Someone I know who has no problem discussing anything in public once posted the following on Facebook: “The best part about my new job is that I live close enough that I can go home to poop where no one will hear!”

Patio is old as dirt in English. You have to understand that as James Nicoll once put it - “The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them…

My favorite is still I wouldn’t want me on this jury.

As awesome as disrespecting the whole tang clan is, my favorite is:

That letter is fantastic, my favorite sentence was “I see your gaslight and now raise you a scorched earth.” Bring. It. Amber.

It’s like she’s Joan of Arc(adia)!

“What you are experiencing is called a teachable moment. It is called a gift. It is called a humbling. It is called Jesus, I come to thee. It is called an awakening. It is called a growth edge. It is called hope.

So not only does Tamblyn’s description of the encounter ring true, she follows/juxtaposes it with this;