She’s really cute, and her joy brought *me* joy. That was a nice brain break. I hope she had fun. It was hot as hell at Comic-con this year, weather-wise. Mr. Whisperer and I are both still recovering.

“Well, maybe I will never kiss my granddaughter again, how do you like that?!”

Length is such a weird myth. Everyone wants a super long cock, but if you don’t know how to wield a super long cock, it is no fun for the person you are having sex with.

I am old enough to remember people not voting for Gore because he was dull.

My SIL publicly yelled at my FIL to stop demanding hugs and kisses from her daughter and FIL nearly collapsed in shock. (He doesn’t touch my kid that way because my kid is a boy and male bodies are respected but female bodies are public property.)

FIL just sputtered, “oh? OH? THAT’S BAD? Well, maybe I will never kiss…

Well la di dah, LW 3, so fancy with your real life friends. WELL, SOME OF US HAVE TO COMMENT ON THE INTERNET FOR HUMAN INTERACTION, OK????

Uh, I just reread my comment and Fuck, I just realized it was a total “But whaaat about white people” comment and I am so sorry. I should really, really know better. I have no excuse, I was just musing on women and police and was totally, stupidly thoughtless about what I was saying. Sorry, everybody, I will try to…

Chris Rock looks like he’s recording a hostage video where he assures his loved ones that he’s being well taken care of, and the Rock is giving some serious sid-eye at Kid Rock. Also, this is an old picture, right? There’s a Blackberry (or some other “old-timey” pre-smart phone) in the foreground.

You’re correct. And while I was researching, I actually found a number of really disturbing cases where cops killed white women in the context a domestic dispute, e.g. intimate partner violence. I didn’t think it was an accurate comparison though it is not unrelated.

Since nothing here inspires me, just gonna say I ordered a lovely grey velvet chaise today, to match my years of grey status.

I know for a fact Kilmer takes acting 100% seriously, as he has gifted us with this classic

Luckily, Justine didn’t mind using either name (Ruszczyk or Damond), so I wouldn’t consider this dead-naming (which is obvs a really serious problem). She joked that she was marrying Don to “buy a vowel”! I miss her.

Engaged has multiple meanings other than engaged to be married, unlike affianced. It’s ambiguous. Also, no offence to you or anyone else who didn’t know it but I think a lot of people do know the word or at least look at it and infer its meaning from it being fiancé with an a- prefix and an -ed suffix

Why assume no one knows a word just because you had to look it up?

Grammarian Hot Take:

Where are all these pants-pissing cops coming from? I mean, someone slaps your car and your reaction is SHOOT THEM DEAD?! FFS I lived in Chicago; my car got slapped by angry cyclists and pedestrians if I was a half inch over the crosswalk line.

RPatz had people scratching their necks open and offering to let him drink. Dude is allowed to be freaked out for forever over that.

Luke Perry? Linda Perry? Perry Farrell? Perry Como? There are many more qualified Perrys in the world. And not all of them are even alive.

Gaylord Perry, and he even knows a little something about grease.

I’d rather have Katy Perry as head of energy department. Or Steve Perry. Or Richard the refrigerator Perry or even Fred Perry and I think he’s dead. Dig him up.