Good point. I guess I was pondering a scenario in which a guy sexually assaults another guy then claims that he asked for it cause.....he was wearing too tight pants or a belly top or ... reasons.

How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?

My favourite is the type of man who rants about women in burkas - with some faux outrage about women’s rights - but would be outraged if his girlfriend wasn’t wearing a 4 inch mini-skirt on Saturday night out, and hasn’t quite managed to connect the two attitudes.

It’s kind of her thing. She’s intense.

I wonder how many brides would be confused by that?

I want to go to a Gatsby themed wedding dressed normally with a bag of Ken doll clothes and just start throwing tiny shirts at the couple.

Reminds me of a fantastic quote: “Why, I watched the first two-thirds of ‘MC Hammer: Behind the Music,’ and if there’s one thing I learned about money it’s that it never runs out!”

That era even has a cool-sounding name! It’s the Roaring Twenties! You don’t need to name it after the one bummer novel of the era.

People are so funny about things. If someone loves the look of that time (or the look of one of the films), they could have a 20s-themed wedding or a jazz baby themed wedding or a fill-in-the-blank-pertaining-the-era-themed wedding and get their point across just fine. However, Gatsby was RICH, so they want to call it…

OK, but I still would have done almost anything to get an invite to Sean Parker’s Lord of the Rings wedding. Are costume weddings acceptable if you provide tailored costumes for all the guests?

I know this is eye rolling at something that’s silly, but I’m also eye rolling at this article. If you don’t want to get on board with a theme wedding then don’t go to the wedding. Definitely don’t go to the wedding of “your mom’s best friend’s daughter”. Don’t buy something from the registry if you don’t want to. …

“some sort of floral “cocktail dress” purchased under duress at a Macy’s after work.”

Not asking for whip is pretty much it but don’t worry about us too much. Obviously death is not a common consequence of using these so feel free to get whip if you want it! Just don’t yell at us if we need to prep a new canister and we take our time being careful, haha.

No need to be scared. Make sure the lid is properly threaded and tightened, before charging, and charge it with the base of the bottle on the counter (and not pointed at your chest, as this woman almost certainly did). Inspect the threads and the seal every once in a while, for damage or wear. The thing clearly…

Jesus Christ whipped cream is deadly now?

Thank you! There are two things you can do for anti-aging. Skip all the bullshit advertisements and worthless money: Suncreen and Retin-A. One is easy. If you don’t have to use a flashlight.....apply sunscreen. The second is available by dermatologist but worth every penny.

Ah, okay. Nope, nothing you can do. It’s age and gravity. What you can do however is not get lip injections! If it really bothers you then save your money for a plastic surgeon who will remove a tiny strip of skin and suture it under your nostrils. It will make you look waaaay younger than any lip augmentation as it…

So many people are talking about Courtney Cox I thought I would chime in. She overdid it with fillers and Botox/Dysport. That said, every woman who injects their lips trying to get voluptuous lips is missing the mark, unless they are teenagers.

Anybody else here “We are Farmers!” in their head after reading this?