I can completely remember how those glasses feel in my hand from when I was a kid. You could mindlessly play with them while not paying attention. They were like fidget spinners before fidget spinners were a thing.

I literally got it from my grandma :)

I just call that a Tipsy Palmer. Good on the course or on the lake.

Omg. Old enough to not tell the truth!

Neither was she.

I’m an older chick

Actually, this is spot on advice.

the name of that bottle is THE BEST EVER

Lickless, best advice I can give you is to start off by gently licking and kissing the areas around her actual genitals, then seek out the clitoris and gently lick it and the surrounding area. If I can be agonizingly blunt, pussy is an acquired taste, and you’re not going to learn to enjoy it by just trying to dive…

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

It’s all fun and games until you fling one of your straps into a toilet. I lived in overalls in the 90s. Toilet straps are totally a thing.

Yes, he is a jerk. Yes, she is a crappy human.

In a dark theater, that tiny little bright-ass screen is really noticeable, and it takes me out of the moment. If you need to text, stay home and watch movies (or go all the way to the top row where no one is sitting behind you and will see that screen while you’re texting).

Man, Taylor really has a type, and that type is “bland looking white guy.”

If it helps, I’m kinda drunk right now too. Tee many martoonis. My post was not a “humblebrag,” and I wondered if questions like yours would come up. It’s a good, honest question, and thanks for asking it.

*I would beat the bitch, not my mom, just to be clear.

My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

As easy as it would be, I can’t bring myself to hate him. From everything I’ve heard, he has been in Washington politics a long time and was generally well liked by everyone before now. And apparently is still a nice guy when not at the podium (or among the bushes). He’s just a Washington lifer who thought he got his…

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

Dude here. Had to stop shopping for work clothes at Zara when it went “skinny” on suit pants. Camel balls = NAGL.