I’m scared we’re going to end up with Attorney General Perry Mason because everyone will be afraid to tell him the man is f-ing fictional.

Based on my recent experience digital records don’t speed up anything. The lab couldn’t get the info from my Primary, who then couldn’t get the info from the lab. The specialist I called then told me until they also received the info the couldn’t even set my appointment. A week later they still didn’t have it, even…

Cellulite is genetic more than anything else. Depending on your body makeup you can have 12% body fat and still have cellulite. It has more to do with how the tendons that hold your muscles and skin in place are structured rather than your actual fat situation, from what I understand.

standard issue white supremacist douche haircut as styled by an 8th grade girl in 1989.

As Poirot says in one of my favorite episodes “I am NOT a little Frog I am a little Belgian!”

Yeah, that was mentioned in the article, the author suggested lemon juice and sweet tea to lower the booze:mixer ratio.

wowsa, yeah that would be sweet, alright. At the same time, noted and filed. Thanks!

I wish I had this both times I graduated. I just basically braided the top half of my hair and styled around the cap. This would have worked so much better.

Did anyone else have an ad of two Lucha Libre wrestlers jumping into bed and pulling the covers over their heads inserted into this bit:

One second to look at who’s sending is one thing. It’s annoying, but shit happens. Opening up the text window, answering, reading the response etc. is unnecessary. Leave the theater if you want to chat.

My sister calls OshKosh “Toddler Handles.” I didn’t know what she meant until her toddler made a break for it and she grabbed him up by the back strap of the overalls. It was amazing, it really is a toddler handle.

Yep, it’s the only way to get a real break. I never did start but I remember being pissed as hell about being called in from my break after two minutes while the smokers were allowed their full ten to finish their cig.

As a male obstetrician once said to me “even I don’t assume a woman is pregnant unless her feet are in stirrups and the baby is crowning.” It’s good advice.

Nothing is more fun than sitting in a full-ish theater watching a good film, especially an exciting one, and feeling that collective energy as everyone reacts together. You don’t get that at home, no matter how good your TV/sound system is.

I have a feeling if she cannot find a 32B she finds comfortable and/or supportive the real issue is she isn’t a 32B. A whole lot of women wear the wrong size bra for most if not all their lives.

I have a feeling if she cannot find a 32B she finds comfortable and/or supportive the real issue is she isn’t a 32B.…

heh, I was just thinking she might be a lovely person (I truly have no idea if she is or not) but I cannot get over the idea that her name is actually for a lady-bot character on Futurama or some other Sci-Fi comedy. The Jetsons would work.

So, essentially they wanted to advertise their bot-making company by building the shittiest, most inaccurate bot ever? With a side of possible litigation should someone get really sick from said advice?

Kirsten refuses to look at the camera but it sure has a great shot straight down her blouse.

If mine were a streak I’d rock it. I just have weird, oddly spaced clusters of white amid almost black. I’ll probably be OK with growing it out when it’s a little more consistent, but right now it just looks weird and old/frumpy.

Am I the only person who thinks that given where the sleeve of Brad’s shirt falls it makes it look like he has a tattoo of a penis on his arm? Only me? Ok then...