The no seasoning part is brutal. I am sorry; even with the way my mom made it, without at least salt and pepper it is so bland you could eat the paper plate it was served on and not notice (for this to work please assume you are eating on paper plates).

Oh lord that green can of “Parmesan.” Yeah that was a staple for a while when I was growing up.

I love d the “oh, yeah, I meant to go to that...”

My roommate and I had a backpack fashion show as we walked out the door to work this morning.

This actually reminds me of a recipe my aunt wrote out for me:

I don’t know, cheddar on apple pie is good, it would make sense adding apple to mac and cheese would work. I’d try it.

We used to have creamed tuna on toast too! Or creamed tuna on rice if we had a bit more time. I found out when I was older that was a “the paychecks arrive in two days but somehow we need to eat tonight” meal.

It sounds essentially like a poor man’s stroganoff or pot roast. It sounds decent enough to me. I mean, I wouldn’t want it every day, but it would do if I was out of time and short on cash. Add some salt and pepper and that is a meal that’ll do the job.

OK, how do I get my hands on this radio series?

Yes! I really, really enjoyed the first few episodes of Branagh’s Wallander, but by around episode 5, if I remember correctly, I just found my self thinking, “Oh come ON! This is just too much.” and gave up.

Agreed. It’s frustrating because, really, he is one of the best directors out there; really he is a genius. Unfortunately he has become way too aware of this fact.

Yes! If he deigned to wear a neck tie, which I doubt, it would have been a full Windsor or, more likely, a four-in-hand knot.

I had a friend have a pretty nasty seizure in front of me and I can totally see where that myth came from. It really did look and sound very much like she was choking on her tongue.

It is! Especially with a good squeeze of lime.

Yeah, I recently decided to not necessarily quit, but to cut WAY back.. It’s amazing how much better you feel in the mornings when you get a single tall gin and soda (one shot with a pint of soda) instead of a regular pour cocktail.

Well, if you had just kept your knees together you wouldn’t have needed birth control in the first place. Duh.

I have had this work for me. I do think there is something to it.

Well, he apologized for swearing, not for the idea the swearing put across. That is how you know a true politician- the apology SOUNDS far more meaningful than it actually was, but still doesn’t veer into insincere. In that way that man is kind of my hero.

We called those Frito Boats (because we usually used Fritos).

While I think it’s a dumb decision to ban it, I bet in the course of doing this a bunch of Doritos crumbs ended up all over the floor. One kid? No biggie. 50 kids? That’s a mess.