[cat joins in]

…are the oil companies, who remind the government that they don't like how the cilantro seed can be processed into a fuel with 10X the energy of gasoline.

"A combination of science and witchcraft." One task for imaging, one for psychokinesis.

Twitter? How does a written medium have so many filler words?

Olive us just dove right in, huh?

It makes me appreciate the poster on the office wall of my Episcopal priest: "He came to take your sins. Not your mind."

"I just have so much passion for my Kermie!"
"Consume you, it will."

"The Death Tomato is going to fire on us!"

Plus it can make you go crazy, suspend your mission, neglect your botanicals, and incinerate your crew.

Alf did actually get a movie 4 years later.

I believe it's spelled "Faire".

You'd actually turn down a second gun rack?

So it wouldn't have been lost to the Dark Ages?

Well, we know from the dinner scene that Dandy owned at least two guns, so maybe he didn't have to reload.

My Time Warner Cable on-demand wouldn't queue an AHS episode until 8 days after it aired, which is why we just watch live now. We used a VCR to help us catch up.

"I worked in the meat industry for a number of years. This isn't much different than the recipe for fast food Roast Beef."

Just make sure to bring Patti LaBelle back.

"glorious smears of color" Hee-hee!!

"No books! No magazines! No newspapers! Nothing to read!"

A network on TV - clever, they thought they'd be,
If every promo sang a certain song.
As each show's spot did take - a chunk of each small break,
Soon it was realized that they were so wrong.
Its charms at first we were perhaps enjoying,
But by the 13th time it was annoying.
Please, ABC, create - ads that just sell it…