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So, I just got to watching the Reunion, but my TWC on-demand presented this usually hour-long show in 35 minutes, including promos for other shows. There was the expected interview with Natalie, the hypothesized Keith win, the gay Christian couple, Reed contextualizing his speech about Missy, and the preview of next…

I thought fracking supporters were mostly conservatives.

That beats my story.

Hey, now, his monster truck jumped onto a school bus and stuck the landing vertically.

And when he can't, the actor in the monster costume puts his hands on his hips like, "C'mon, man!"

I would sing this and Christmas at Ground Zero (of a nuclear explosion) at December's karaoke night. For some reason, the bar cleared out before I was done.

"I excaped from the libary on my Febuary berfday."

As a software developer who uses object-oriented programming practices, it annoys me hear someone, especially a colleague, say "orientated".

Those meddling script kiddies!

We have a 16-month-old, and my wife had to tune out for the baby-killing scene.

My office Christmas party is today, and we're having Italian catered. Also, I'm in secret Santa and a cookie exchange!

Still use it on one home machine.

They also purged Beijing of much bad English in prep for the 2008 Olympics so tourists would have less to laugh at.

I read their monument production is something to envy, so long as they don't always put Korean faces on them.

Hey, yeah. You'd think Kyle of all people would make sure Mr. Hankey would be in a holiday special.

Well, Dandy was never bathing completely in blood. The human body has only about 9 or 10 pints of it and you'd need a lot more to fill a bathtub. During his first bath, I noted how watery the blood looked, and that's just because it had to be.

Halfway through Coven, eh? This post isn't the only thing you'll wish you hadn't seen.

Ah, but can those boobies sketches be rendered in glorious 16 colors and outputted to a dot matrix printer via parallel port?

I bet less than my Amstrad PC1512DD from 1987.