Would you mind recommending some? :)

Attempted translation: He's a bit rough and ready, and loves joining in with mischief and jokes- especially when it comes to teasing Medhurst for being an upper class boy from a fancy school. :)

Not one word of your ignorant speech contained any truth or knowledge. Congratulations, islamophobe. I'd address your arguments if you had any, but instead all you have is baseless accusations.

I'm not sure which I love more, your name or your comment. Either way, greatness is yours!

Oh, I don't know, animal cruelty and all that. Maybe plastic ones are the way to go? Shall we make this a thing?

YES! As though finding someone Asian attractive is as weird as wearing live starfishes in your hair. Have heard that a lot in my time.