Hmm. Guess it didn’t satisfy. Well can’t say I didn’t try I suppose. Enjoy your clearly interesting and fulfilling life.

HE LOST A FUCKING EYE.

Broncos over Seahawks in super bowl 48. That was the only broncos beatdown I watched personally (I was pre grade school for the late 80s ones) so it would save me some pain/near alcohol poisoning.

I see warriors fans have made the Seahawks fan transition from nonexistent to joyous to arrogant to entitled in record time. Good form!

Here’s a more “unofficial” but still delicious version of this, based on foods from FFXIV:

This guy's clearly trolling, why are people still responding.

The only thing inferior here is your trolling.

“Did someone say cheap shots?”

Username fits at least.