Yes, it is these idiots who are the true threat to the locally owned corner store. I’m glad you knocked them down a peg or two. Those silly tech bros and their ideas about how to take over markets. They invented the vending machine again! Pffft! As if they could somehow invade our neighborhoods, drop price due to…

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…

Dear MVP,

I read this title as “ my boyfriend wants new pussy but still needs to split the rent cost”