My Senior Portrait

You’re supposed to look in the mirror and remove one accessory before leaving the house. NOT ADD ONE.

1. This is not surprising.

People are actually smaller when measured in metric. It’s why many non-Americans are perfectly content with compact cars. Pictured below is a typical Italian schoolbus.

Hash tag arrogant shithead is the best hashtag

So I feel the need to share this with other Martha fans. Anybody else remember Martha By Mail? Long before the internet and such, she operated a business via catalogue and phone. Anyways, Saturday I was at a thrift shop and found her yellow ware three piece mixing bowls. The entire set priced for $8. I nearly screamed…

I want one eventually if I ever have a house big enough. Pigs are smart as hell and you save money on a dog bed!

wtaf

Imagine living in Texas.... Everyone here is worried about their baby girls at Target but let them hangout alone with priests during the day at Catholic school and see no problem. Idiots.

Coming from an agricultural area, I don’t know anyone who eats organic for health reasons- it’s more an ethical issue here due to the fact that the farmers are our neighbors and the impact this single company has made is terrifying and writ large in our own communities.

Just saying that doesn’t make it so. The methods that Certified farms use are night and day compared to Monsanto farms (it’s pretty much one or the other around here) and that has clear and important consequences for the people growing our food, and the land and water they use to grow it. I think it’s 7 years without…

But it’s not! At least in Canada, Certified Organic is a very difficult (and valuable) designation to for farmers to obtain because of the strict criteria. In an agricultural area, yes, Certified Organic and GMO have very consequential differences for farmers and soil and water quality, and these people are our…

she can reach higher levels.

It’s a good thing my dog is going to live forever and I won’t have to go through this.

Look, I loathe Ted Cruz. He is the worst of the worst.

That look says, “What hath my loins wrought upon the Earth? Forgive me..."

Ted Cruz is that one guy on a night out who refused to get the bus with everyone else, and you’re stuck waiting around for him at the pub before the club for so long that you fuck off to the club (you call/text him and he doesn’t call back), only to get continuous texts with variations of “Where r u?” that you don’t…

That's a good point. People in Wenatchee or Kennewick would have seen through her bullshit.