Let’s call it what it is: Lena Dunham sexually assaulted Brad Pitt. This isn’t ok. It wasn’t ok when Al Franken did it, and it’s not ok when Lena does it. It's not cute, it's not funny, it's fucking assault.
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You da real mvp.
Gather closely young ones and listen to your big sis about the herp.
The only thing I hate about wellness trends is the pseudoscience. When someone who exercises for an hour a day, has a WASP-ey lifestyle and who eats really health says “But the secret is really my compression socks” I just want to die.
How much is the livestream of you getting back into bed?!? When is it?!? Will you be doing the ice bottle bucket cap challenge in bed?!? Guzzle down some hot sauces that’s rad! TAKE MY PARENT’S MONEY!!!!
Please refrain from posting upsetting news about the Vanderpump Rules cast, such as that they’re actually acting like adults, that they have enough money to afford million-dollar homes, etc.
I liked season two a little more, but totally agree about the extra characters and the non-sequiturs they tend to bring with them. The kids are the interesting part, and every time they step away from them for that stupid lady bug or coach Steve the humor just dies. If it weren’t a Netflix show and thus really easy to…
Maya Rudolf is absolute perfection in this show. She gives me life.
Not to mention, this is a diet specifically designed to get her performance-ready within a very tight time period. You can suffer through all the coconut bacon you want (because literally no one is enjoying whatever that is), but if you’re not doing several hours of dance rehearsal and PT sessions daily, you’re not…
As a person who has worked with Jessie J in some capacity and has colleagues who have worked with her as well...she is one of the most unpleasant and mean people to be around. She also HATES being around fans but pretends to like them in public. No one knows her music? GOOD.
OMG stop citing sexism as the reason for his precedence! Jon is first in line because he’s Rhaegar’s kid, not because he’s a boy! Jon is Prince William, and Dany’s Prince Edward.
So apparently when Melisandre prophesized the blue eyes that Arya would shut forever, she was talking about the Night King. I did not see that coming! I’m wondering, given the extent to which GRRM likes to draw from historical references, if the Night King’s army is intended as a metaphorical representation of the…
Question: are both dragons still alive? I know we saw one comforting his mom at the end with Jorah, but did Jon’s survive? Or was that Jon’s? I couldn’t tell. It was so freaking dark, I couldn’t see who anyone was!
Also, did anyone notice Jon just walked right by Sam getting attacked and was like, “I’m sure he’ll be…
Probably unpopular opinion: not enough people died. Brienne’s character arc was completed. I was convinced she was a goner! Sam? He’s already fulfilled his role of telling people about dragon glass! I need MORE DEATHS IN WESTEROS.
I think the bus saw what it was going to hit and swerved because it knew it would come off second best.
Missing my grandmother right now. She always had those butterscotch hard candies in the yellow plastic wrappers and Starlite mints in her purse. She’d slip them to me in church. To this day I refer to those as “church candy.”
People have argued with me before (and I don’t disagree) that the way you perceive salt and sugar can be conditioned. Like, if you never eat candy, apples start to taste very sweet. If you mostly eat undersalted food, it probably tastes fine. Where this discussion breaks down for me is that there’s a huge chasm…