The Irwin kids make me happy.

Why is Kristen Bell there and not Mary’s home girl from the hood? They should have had her tiptoeing across the stage with her plate of food.

I haven’t really seen any marketing for this, other than commercials that have puppets in them. 

Joel McHale needs money, obviously. But McCarthy? Also, Brian Henson, we are all disappointed in you. This has all been done before, both better (Avenue Q) and the above-mentioned scabies, Meet The Feebles, which was abhorrent and stupid. 

I think I am biased towards hating them as they remind me of the kind of couple that makes out on a crowded subway and doesn’t care about the other people. Then then get off and because they’re holding hands blocks the escalator for people to walk past them.

I’m a very, very happy boy who is very, very loved and I’m very lucky.” Then he paused before adding, “And my dick’s forever hard.”

My personal thing is “don’t wear shirts that scream ‘generic cheapass fantasy art.’” Like...IDK I adore fantasy art, but those dragon shirts are tacky as fuck. I want to see a genuinely cool looking nerd shirt that isn’t just a copy of some character’s shirt on a show, but they all look so...neckbeard?

This duo have orchestrated it all with near military precision over the last 5 years. This is the natural climax.

I had no idea you could rent The Louvre AT ALL. I figured they’d tell even the Carter’s, in a very French way, to fuck off.

She was on the otherwise delightful Keep It podcast about a week ago and she was the wooorst interview subject. She really believes this Triumphant Return narrative she has constructed for herself, and would not stop going on about how much she has overcome. Like, you had a spate of bad press and were out of favor…

It’s expensive to run a fucking hotel you dumbass nitwit.

Serious question: why do people follow “influencers” on instagram? I have instagram, I follow my friends, some museums and some accounts by people who share my hobbies (embroidery and botany). Why would I want to see some random millennial sit by a pool in designer clothes?

Did not end how I expected it to. Thought there would be a “Made you watch, didn’t we” card.

Agreed! I’m friends with a few singers of the professional sort and they can most definitely be exhausting. Like, I don’t give a fuck about Arianna Grande’s breath control—just let me listen to the fucking song.

As someone who sings (notice I specifically did not say “singer”), most singers exhaust me exactly for this reason. Like, yes, there’s plenty of not great technique out there, but 1) not sure how pointing it out constantly makes you better or more likely to get hired and 2) in this instance, they’re fucking kids and…

She was referring to the lead character in Vanity Fair, Becky Sharp.

Nope.

They believe based on their own experiences? You realize that’s not enough, right? If you can bring research to the table that backs up these claims, by all means. Because personal experience alone is not gonna cut it. Even if you’re a pediatrician.

“What is going on with this anti-science movement?”

The only part of the natural drug-free home birth in water plan that I’m judging is the part where she’s being sanctimonious about it before it even happens. Kat, honey. The fact is you don’t always get to have the labour and delivery of your optimistic dreams.