Where do people think the fat went? Into the corset?
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Ugh, I totally hate where my spleen is. If I could just move it up a bit, I’d be totally hot.
“Why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?”
Hey what’s that line when Channing Tatum says something like, Dude why you gotta objectify women like that?” I die.
omg that kiss. i’m screaming
Be glad for that. I would be okay if my parents were less cool about my gayness. Maybe then I could wipe out the memories of my stepfather deciding he needed to bond and watch the L-word with me.
My greatest regret in life is not being Rihanna.
That's genuinely the weirdest part-it's not so much that the family can't accept that shes gay, it's like they don't understand the concept. Like no one in the entire city has every seen a gay person. Its baffling. At one point I was just like-is this a universe without Modern Family? I mean...how do they not…
Its like how Jennifer Gardner never even touches Ricky Gervais in “The Invention of Lying” and I really have a lot of respect for her, putting that in her contract (“no physical contact with awful-person Ricky Gervais” is how I imagine said contract reads).
just watched the trailer. Wow. How was this a movie made in 2015?!
Kristin Chenoweth is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
That is the single most unbelievable thing I’ve ever read in my entire life. There is simply no fucking way Taylor Swift marries without a prenup. We’re talking about someone who trademarked “1989.” She has total and complete control of her brand, her career, even the number 1989. No way she leaves her gazillion…
How fucking low is it to compare the outfits of toddlers? I assume that every person who has no morals/ethics whatsoever inevitably ends up writing/taking pictures for tabloids.
If Karlie Kloss isn’t there....who took the pictures Bobby?! Think about it....
I would totally read a version of a fake Franzen novel about vaginas and how they are like America!!!!!!! As long as Franzen didn’t write it, it would be awesome!!!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and you bet your sweet ass! “Pam’s garden had gone to seed, but certain corners still recalled, if you squinted, the vestiges of the lush immaculateness that had made the garden such a source of admiration in earlier days.” (The garden is a metaphor for Pam’s vagina. And, like, America.)
Did she know that the SNL writers were punking her, with the “I don’t know what she’s saying” line...? Because that is one of the most frequent complaints I’ve read about Grande. And I realized it's one reason I haven't warmed to her - she does not enunciate at all, with a vocal style that's basically 'blurry'.
She converted when she married him.
Way too many people that I work with call haggling something down a few bucks “Jewish down” the price. A lot of racism nowadays is subliminal, and since I’m not Jewish I’m not on alert or fully aware of everything that is actually pertaining to Judaism, so I’m going to believe you that it’s something you experience.…