He was so obviously guessing at what they wanted him to say. They knew he wasn’t very bright and didn’t know what was going on. His mother doesn’t even know how to handle the fact that she cant get in touch with him or his lawyers...its all just fucking INSANE. That is the biggest story in this show. Steve Avery, I…

And when he was testifying and said he’d lost weight so people wouldn’t make fun of him. While the defense was claiming it was because he was stressed out about killing Theresa.

Omg. That (Brendan Dassey parts, especially his “ confession” and phone call to his mom) was the most heart wrenching thing I’ve ever seen :(

Not so sure about that. If any of us attacked Jay Z in an elevator, we would end up in the hotel dumpster.

This would imply that they did at one point try.

Auto-tuned Queef = best new band name ever

One of the more shocking realizations in my life is that I am probably as uncomfortable using a non-gender-specific restroom as my great-grandparents were at using a non-race-specific restroom. (Note: I am not saying that race and sexuality are the same or that their civil rights movements are completely parallel).

No, I think she’s onto something here. The NAACP is clearly a racist organization that needs to be disbanded or countered with a national association for the advancement of white people. We as a people have been under represented in society for too long and our plight needs national attention.

every month is white history month

You are stronger than me. I got about 12 seconds in and just turned it off.

What do you want to bet that for the next performance the costumes get skimpier and, somehow, even uglier?

Soooo...I lived in Iowa for several years, where the State Fair is A Thing. A BFD, if you will. And there are about 100 kid singing groups that blow the doors off these yahoos at every Iowa State Fair Lawrence Welk-style variety show. They actually skillfully dance and sing live on stage, as opposed to this debacle.

excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.

Is Snoop Dog O.K.?

Some years back there was a salmonella outbreak where the source had been narrowed down to onions, jalapenos, or tomatoes. I’d had a weeks-long craving for homemade guacamole and pico de gallo, so finally I went charging into the grocery store all I AM NOT AFRAID OF THE THINGS THAT PLEASE ME, bought all my shit, made…

So I’m a psychologist and I treat a bunch of people with this issue. A couple things to keep in mind:

I have two vacations planned for 2016, including a trip to Ireland with my mom (my first time ever leaving the country!), so there’s definitely hope. On the plus side Christmas with my extended family was particularly good this year, so I guess there’s that.

i didn’t know drake sang that song, but everytime it comes on i’m like...WHAT IS THE PROBLEM DRAKE?? SHE IS LIVING!

I'm gonna also nominate Martin Skerelli or whatever his last name is not worth my google time as being one of the years biggest fuckboys.

Bring back Shade Court before I rip my own face off out of frustration.