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Me during the popcorn story

I don't blame her. She's always surrounded.

She always look like she's rather annoyed. It's great.

I'm starting an official countdown for Nicki Minaj, Beyoncé and Rihanna to form a new all-girl rap group.

Sorry to be that person, but maybe you shouldn't review the gossip rags then - I mean, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Grade: D- (talking to Kris Jenner when you really need to take a shit)

babe nothing in the world is worth changing out of your sweats if you dont want to

Hi, guy who wrote the thing here, who, I want to reiterate, definitely goes to the gym a lot. I wish no one would talk to anyone at the gym in general. The sound of chatter and laughter and general human interaction completely ruins what is supposed to be my time of peace and solitude. I've been told I've taken my

I don't get hit on either. I am either unattractive or have perfected my not paying attention to you stare.

^This. I'm there to get sweaty. That's it. No talking.

Related: I had a guy come up to me while I was sitting on a bench grabbing a quick bite in between museums (art historian. I try to hit multiple museums when I get a free day to keep up on new shows. I digress).

I was fucking in my 20s before I learned to just say "I'm not interested" instead of some wimpy excuse or fake number.

Am I the only one who would really prefer it if no one talked to anyone at the gym? We should all be sweating and suffering in solitude. If that doesn't work for you, then get thee to a tae-bo class (or whatever you people are doing now)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa no why

even better: when a dude DOESN'T hit on you at the gym.

I'm terrified of being mistaken for "that guy" so the ironclad rule is:

7) You look hot in those yoga pants

Meh it isn't really a politically charged issue. When I go for a workout, I tend to be buried deep in thought, reading on the treadmill or watching TV. I agree it is a pain in the ass when someone is being a pest. The gym is not a place to socialize. Most people get a workout in on a fixed amount of time (i.e. between

Q: HOW TO HIT ON WOMEN AT THE GYM?

I had a guy continually hit on me at my (former) gym for months on end. Despite the fact that I never made eye contact or replied. Finally, I guess it was enough for him, he said,