That's pretty much what I was like. Her voice, how it grates.
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Muhammad Ali..
On another note. I visited the page and wanted to yell "LOOK OUT... A PENIS IS ATTACKING YOU!" when I first saw this picture. Then I realized it is just a thigh gap optical illusion.
I think it is part of Jez's war on women.
A+ photoshop, Star magazine!
Julie Andrews AND FUCKING CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER OKAYYY. Seriously, watching the SOM as a young child probably really screwed me up: distant, arrogant men are super attractive! (see also: Pride & Prejudice).
I was standing right behind them and when I got to the counter the cashier and I exchanged a look like we had just seen an albino baby rhino, rare and beautiful.
This is how you parent.
I think there is something about being away from home in groups that turns tweens and teens into morons.
Ah, Forxcalibur. Alas, many a man has tried to free that fork from within the enchanted block of parmesan, but all that have gone North to this garden of olives have never been seen again.
I was at Fred Meyer one Saturday afternoon, on a holiday weekend, so the place was mobbed - and for some reason management had put this poor brand-new employee on the register. The woman in front of me decides to pay for her groceries with a check, which of course she doesn't even start pulling out of her purse until…
The lady in the Olive Garden lake of marinara sauce has to choose you, then you have to pull a pasta fork from a block of extra hard cheese.
I've always wanted to be the King of Olive Garden. Is there a succession plan? Do I need to murder the previous King? Or just wait for him to die of the inevitable heart attack?
Best Managers Ever should be the theme of the next BCO.
"I need another Long Island. And make this one goooood. I couldn't taste any alcohol in the last one," she told her.
Can we have a round of applause for all of the awesome managers this week? There is nothing more satisfying than a manager that has your back when a customer is being an asshole.
I have given up on watching documentaries because then they dominate my brain. After Blackfish, all I wanted to do was free Tillamook. Then my goldfish brain forgot about him. I'm such a dick.