Like, I am genuinely frightened when I see the waist is actually that small. Aren't you afraid of folding over like a piece of paper at any moment when your spine inevitably fails? Where do your organs go? How do you go to the bathroom if no fluids can reach the bottom of your body? WHAT ABOUT YOUR CIRCULATION?

This is so fucking gross.

I knew it. See, ladies! You don't have to be photoshopped to have a disproportionately sized waist! You can just wear a corset at all times and only eat soup. Sounds grand.

That black and white swimsuit is so hot. But unless it's got cups sewn in, I would look droopy as fuck and it would be aesthetically unpleasant.

I am definitely, as Jenna Marbles puts it, a "goop collector". I don't even feel like I buy that much, but I accumulate it (gifts, mom works at a drugstore and gets samples, buying multiples on sale, etc). And then trying to rotate the products when I don't wear makeup daily or take the time to use masks and…

BF is correct. The apricot scrub uses ground seed shells. The green tea scrub uses "hydrated silica," so basically sand, I guess?

I've never sniffed a hand or even thought about it. I hope to hell I don't think about this when shaking hands in the future. But it does beat sniffing butts.

WHAT IS THIS STOCK IMAGE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Finally, science vindicates my decision to end job interviews with "Smell ya later!"

I don't watch enough E! and other types of programming, so I have never heard "Karrueche" pronounced.

:) I'm my case, it's two gossipy lady dogs. Judgy little bitches.

except you know the cats are totally talking shit about you :p

True, beautiful cat. but curious to know how she "uses it to her advantage"...?

Ugh, my co-workers who who from home are the BIGGEST gossips. My theory is that it makes them feel connected to what is happening in the office. Several of them also have weird conspiracy theories about what happens in the office as well. (Newsflash: it's the same thing you're doing at home but with regular pants…

You just gossip about yourself?

"Hear about that ParkerPosaholic, ParkerPosaholic?"
"Why yes I did, ParkerPosaholic. I heard ParkerPosaholic is an excellent worker. And has a cute butt, to boot!"
"You're damn right, ParkerPosaholic!"

And then I imagine you laughing to yourself, holding a coffee mug alone in your kitchen.…

I NEED to find a way to do that.

I am so damn jealous.

Sounds like the company is run by secret aliens who don't want anyone to find out.

Whew. I really hoped better of you. Glad my faith was not misplaced.