*heave*

We are going on 3+ years and we have not moved in together. The happiness I get from being alone is unparalleled.

I'm going to see a couple of the Oscar-nominated movies because he hates going to the movies. I'm going to eat cereal for dinner and/or order Thai food while catching up on Downton Abbey. And I'm not going to make the bed in the mornings!

Makes me think of this song:

"I should add that I fucking love alone time and would be totally happy with a "houses next door to each other" arrangement." = hope for all heteros!

This. 100%. I can't explain it, I just don't like having someone around all the time when I'm off work.

Unscientific opinion: at least a year

(jumps in front of train)

I think they already like sex

yeah, I mean.....you do 'gotta love bruce' but you also gotta NEVER SAY THAT PHRASE OUT LOUD

Because it sounds like it could be from 'American Psycho'.

Oh, I love Bruce Springsteen. I just don't love people who say "Gotta love Bruce" while wearing sunglasses. Very important distinction.

Erin, you're a hero. While reading these (and yes, I hate read them the same way I hate read Twilight) the phrase "In mental tatters" is so apt it's basically poetry.

I wish I had the excuse that I was sick when I read all these books over a period of a week. But no, I just consumed them like a big bag of dollar store candy. It makes you feel ill and ashamed but you can't stop.

When I woke up this morning, I wasn't planning on having any children.

I think your second born should be Gotta Love Bruce Ryan.

No, but I'm gonna leave it.

I'm naming firstborn Snowqueen's Icedragon Ryan.

Anastasia astutely notes that Edward looks like a model

I'm only halfway done reading this, but I need you to know that you are an American hero.