Don't even act like you didn't run outside and start hammering rusty nails into your feet every time you got a tetanus booster as a child/preteen.

WE ALL DID IT.

Kids are crazy like that.

Next, can we discuss the asshole parents who won't vaccinate their sons because "he doesn't even have a cervix"?

Americans apparently also don't know/don't believe in the chicken pox vaccine that's been available for 30-40 years. It's basically South Sudan, but with more celebrities.

I know :)

Your dad <3

Because the toxins and chemicals in the vaccine causes cancer more than that mythical HPV that big pharm made up to push their mind controlling vaccinations! Duh!!!

My orthodox jewish doctor encouraged orthodox me to get it 'cause even if I was all good and cure, there was no way to guarantee that my future hubby was equally virtuous.

Because why get a vaccine when you can just rub some lavender oil on your temples and drink extra orange juice?

I made the mistake of getting into an argument on facebook about this vaccine with some high school classmates of mine. They actually told me they would have no need for the HPV vaccine because they would be raising their daughters with "proper Biblical values." Because good girls don't have sex, and they definitely…

But Kate, will it make my daughter autistic? That is really what we need to know!!!

Just found out today I need to have a coloposcopy, which I get to have tomorrow. GET THAT FUCKING VACCINE GALS. AVOID CERVICAL BIOPSIES!

"Thou shalt do all thy can to protect thy children, for as you say they are a git from our heavenly father."

The USA is proof that science and education cannot overcome fear mongering.

I don't think fear of getting HPV was really the thing keeping teenage girls from having unprotected sex in the first place. It is completely stunning to me that some parents think giving their daughters a vaccination will suddenly make them crazy slut-machines.

I understand what science "thinks" but what does Jesus have to say?

OH I meant 11 between both my ears I am sorry! Half twinsies!? I do LOVE that look. Like so SO much and I do kind of regret not having gone all the way though.

What am I going to do with a body chain?

Have everyone around you drink alcohol. Also, be the only one allowed to take photos, so you can photo shop yourself and no one else before posting to social media!

Supposedly wearing (red) lipstick with no other makeup is the quintessence of Frenchness, I think I've read that in 500 different Conde Nast publications. Allez!

The only real use I found for covering up green stuff is when I had to cover up some hickies on my neck. Going to church on Christmas Eve felt a little indecent with my neck looking like it did. That green stuff covered those red marks up like a champ.