I'm not surprised you haven't run out. You could probably do this exact topic weekly and never run out.

[...]it's obvious I'm in the minority here.

Kirk Cameron is not acceptable as payment

KIRK CAMERON IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AS PAYMENT

Nah, you're a regular, and you weren't a dick about it. Of course I'm not going to ban you.

I back away slowly any time someone refers to their animals as their "children," but the show-dog people are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond that level.

It's kind of the same as when PoC criticize white people: if you are a white person hearing that and you don't do the things the criticism is about, then you're not being criticized, so our job is to kick down and not get mad (after first honestly self-examining to figure out whether we actually have been doing the…

I worked in doctors office. I collected the paper that held the diagnoses for you after you saw the doctor as well as your co-pay. When I told a guy his copay was 10 dollars, he gave me a "bill" and told me to keep the change and basically bolted out.

Here is how I see it. When you travel somewhere there is an expectation that you should try and understand, and to a reasonable point, cater to the customs of another culture. Here, there was a culture that was established for 50 weeks a year, and for 2 of them there were people coming in, who were clearly from a…

...It's...not about you?

xenophobic? xeno-fucking-phobic?! who the fuck are you?!

I like cheeseburgers. I like omelets.

I feel like their being Christians is relevant. He got a picture of Jesus as a tip. I don't think that atheists, jews, hindus, etc. do that. Also, as a someone who is not Christian and was raised in on the East Coast, seeing the extent of religiosity of can be pretty striking...

He turns to his bright-eyed eight year old, sitting but two feet from me, and says, "You see son? This is why you should stay in school."(FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU)

I used to work (read: NOT a friend) with a guy who would regularly go to restaurants with his wife and come up with some complaint real or imaginary, but mostly imaginary, about 3/4 through the meal in order to get some or all of his meal comped. He would then proceed to boast about his comped meal success stories,…

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

If you're giving prizes for best turns of phrase in BCO (consider it!), I nominate "Jesus freak dog fuckers" and "unsdisputed King of the Dickwalruses" from this week's batch.

So I'll edit this as I read further, but so far just for the first story.

And even then, what's the insult? "You looked cute in this swimsuit one time. Ha-ha, nailed you."