Now that's how you apologize for being an idiot.

SO nice in real life. I met him while I was working at the shitty part-time job which got me through grad school and he was like asking me questions about where was good to eat in the neighbourhood and about school and stuff. Also, his baby is ADORBS.

I have never actually seen him in anything other than satc and I would just like to say that he was my LEAST favourite among all of Carrie's boyfriends. I think his passive aggressive form of emotional abuse was just the freakin worst....that said, nice to hear he is actually cool in real life.

I'm just going to share this story from last Saturday. A good money-making night- the restaurant is packed, we're trying to turn over tables. Of course half of them are fucking campers. So when another 8 top of 40 something year olds roll in, I'm begging my manager to give them to me. Bright eyed and with an imaginary…

"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"

For fuck sake. I would never last in your job. I'm just not good at putting up with bullshit.

Oh, fuck those note leaving assholes. Fuck them right in the ear.

He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior.

"Just do it like Starbucks!@!@!!#ONE!" UGH I had these asshats when I worked at Scientist Brothers Bagel Factory. You want Starbucks, GO THERE! I wanted to say that all the time.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

But are you allergic to crunchy?

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

What the fuck, it's Monday again? HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!

Okay, every one of you have terrible partners but THIS? Waking up in a puddle of spilled food and drink? More than once?! How have you managed to restrain yourself from murdering him thus far?

I had a a boyfriend who when he was would walk in the door he would stop at the kitchen counter and kick off this shoes next to the counter then take off this socks, ball them up, then place the socks on the counter. He didn't understand why it bothered me so much. I EAT THERE THATS WHY

Or leaving the motherfucking bathroom window open 24/7/365. I get it, there's no ventilation in the bathroom and mildew is bad, but IT'S FUCKING WINTER, GODDAMN IT. I do not need to deal with an ice-cold toilet seat every time I pee.

Haha! I scrolled down to say 'wet towels leaver are the fucking worst'. Seems that is the takeaway for everyone from this story. Maybe we need a whole article dedicated to domestic faux pas that make people homicidal.

Ballsmcgee also does this - but he hangs the wet towel OVER THE DOOR THAT HAS TOWEL HOOKS ON THEM. I'm like, are you a fucking psychopath?

My partner will get up after I've gone I bed, get food and drinks, and fall asleep with them in his hands once or twice a month. I've woken up to a bed full of spilled chips, candies, and once an entire cup of coffee spilled all over the bed. I'd much rather wake up to him jacking off than rolling over into a puddle…

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."