and chicken, pulled pork, or barbecue sauce. Things not allowed on pizza.

What about pizza made of children? I've heard it's delicious but you can only get it in Ireland.

I totally want to submit my horse to this ridiculous feature, what is the trolliest/most outlandish look a like for her? I'm thinking I could play off her silly poof of hair (Mr. T?). I have pictures that highlight the silliness/poofiness even better. Please no comparisons that degrade female celebs (ie "horsefaced"…

I'm sitting here seething over the same thing. I swear that with each week the pet in question looks less and less like the touted celebrity, they must just be fucking with us now. Meanwhile those baby / politician comparisons are uncanny.

If that happened, liberals will actually get off their asses and DO something to stop the tide of idiocy and ignorance that's been washing over the US in greater waves for years now.

I just want to walk over there and say "and YOU get a baby, and YOU get a baby, and YOU get a baby! Here's an unwanted baby for each of you!"

My ass is incredibly hagtastic though, please don't ever doubt that

the "same facial features"? the kitten lacks a beard, eyes not squinty. i'm at a loss for words

I wish she would have explained, though, why she didn't actually use the word "lynching" when discussing that with Tavis Smiley.

I really hate this whole "I was hurt that I was accused of something that I totally did" shit.

Like moths to a flame. I've been there, friend. Ask the good nutjobs at the Matt Walsh blog, where I have an alias who likes to say inflammatory things like "women should wear short skirts and get abortions if they want to!"

Agreed.

"The proposed GOP abortion ban would outlaw all abortions that occur beyond the 20 week mark unless the pregnancy was caused by a rape".

They don't care. That's the *point* of banning abortions. They want to be able to pass that cost along to middle and lower class tax payers, but first unload as much of it on the poor women forced to carry fetuses to term. That way the mother is desperate enough to cling to shit jobs in retail and fast-food, and she'd…

And I'd be right by your side, Sterling.

There's no medical test for autism. The diagnosis is based on behavior and cognitive development. Usually when the child is a toddler.

You read the comments on the linked article? Oh honey,

Autism is not a birth defect.

I always do it too. It's like I can't look away.

Why do I read the comments of the linked articles?!