honestly they look about the same

This controversy is doing nothing but reinforcing all the stereotypes about liberals being humorless and seeking something to be offended by. People are seriously criticizing a Korean American comedian for being racist against Koreans? What? Is she racist for doing impressions of her mother now too?

For reference, Margaret Cho as Kim Jong Il in 30 Rock. And it was hilarious.

You know, some days I really have to scramble to make dum-dum celebrity stuff seem even remotely interesting and other days, the stories really do the work for me. Today was the latter.

How dare you imply that Jeremy Renner would ever move to Phoenix.

Yea dude she was chill AF the whole time that was going down. Like she's looking around for a weapon, casually walks over and then is like "I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU BITCHES" and then puts it right back down. I officially love her.

My reaction to almost everything in this Dirt Bag:

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."

We don't coordinate our Girls ass-eating coverage with any other site.

"It's not wild chicken."

She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.

Maybe it's cause I'm 35, but this is inconceivable to me. I find it hard to believe that many people beyond serious niche fetishists would even want to try this.

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.

Nope, on the larger size, so stick with Marks & Spencers. They remain the best for underclothing.

Every single CK photo shoot has been pretty much the same thing since the 80s. Different players, same script. Does anyone still buy their jeans?

this needs to added to the masthead... and possibly signed in blood.

I think we don't need to discuss Bieber's bits ever again.

I hate the phrase "he's a grower, not a shower" more than anything in the world.

But, um, how would Justin Bieber's trainer really know? I'm assuming he's saying he's seen Justin naked, but even if he has, maybe he's a "show-er"?