Yeah pretty sure it's from either Australia or NZ kthxbai

THAT READER WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You seem to be confusing "thinking its difficult" with "truly not caring enough to even try."

HAH! For reals.

Mochacappafrachechinolatte

Now you listen here young man. The flat white is INTEGRAL to the Australian experience. I am personally OFFENDED at your characterisation of this NATIONAL ICON and I hereby declare you UNAUSTRALIAN.

Haberdasher's Fuckery.

We have the name. We have the technology. We can built it.

I just need you folks to decide what it is.

salt

I have no problem with people wanting or preferring their own special kind of coffee or whatever but I am just so fucking tired of hearing about it and how it's the best and how they can't stand to drink anything but that and how if you're drinking something else you're a coffee asshole and OMG I DO NOT CARE.

as someone w a flat white ass this is super rude

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

Am I the only person who can't nap? My head hits a pillow and I'm out 5-6 hours, alarm clock or not. That's not "napping". That's "going back to bed".

Happy Birthday Long Ride. I hope you're doing ok. Turning 30 isn't the milestone everyone makes it out to be. In fact, you're only a day older than your 29 year old self. I turned 30 in an airport after a huge delay meant I had to stay overnight in Le Shit Motel with 2 cats and screaming 5 year old. We had to board…

I am that crying baby today. I'm exhausted, PMSing, depressed because I just turned 30 on Monday and feel like I'm a failure at life for no reason, work is taking advantage of me again. I called my mom sobbing and she was basically the older brother in this video all, "Have you slept? Honey, you need to sleep."

Basically this. This every day, all day.

Childhood is insisting you are too grown up for a nap. Adulthood is wishing desperately that you could squeeze in a nap.

Oh my god, I never realized how much my cat looks like Angelina Jolie*.

I worked at the Virgin Megastore in the 90's when he released his book and did an in-store and he was actually very polite and kind to everyone. Like, he was only supposed to sign like fifty books, but he made sure that he stayed several hours past his scheduled time so that every single fan that showed up got to see…