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When I saw the vid rather than read the transcript, I was inclined to side with her a little bit more, as she clearly meant it as a personal jokey dig at Trump. That’s not in any way to excuse what she said at all, just echoing your sentiment slightly.

Oh god I needed a laugh, thanks so much! Love MP too much

I’m so sorry for all you went through! That all sounds beyond horrendous. In a very small way, I empathise slightly as my brother had encephalitis as a child (not caused by measels/dodging measels vaccines, just unlucky). He was 7. His weight went to that of a 3 year old, he lost all his motor neurone functions, and

It’s how it should always be - make fun of the rapist/rape culture, not the victim. Can definitely be done, with a deft touch!

The one that really stresses me out is the rate of infection. Ebola at its height was 2.5, i.e. for every infected person, they would infect on average 2.5 new people before dying or being cured. Measles, at its height? 17. SEVENTEEN PEOPLE PER INFECTED PERSON.

I also had to do a google. The woman from Wolf of Wall Street?! She weighs like 0 pounds! How is this possible?

Yeah Quaalude availability has seriously fallen off since the 80s. You got a stash, you’re keeping a hold on it

Actually to be in the 1% you have to have $800,000. I’m not going to pretend that’s nothing, but a lot less than I thought - I thought it was all oil sheiks etc.

Excuse me. You may not like John Oliver, that’s fine. But don’t say that everyone who goes to Cambridge has no idea about making hard financial decisions. A) You don’t know anything about his life. B) Remember, we don’t have to pay nearly the amount to go to uni here, and can get tuition fees/grants etc. if we fall

NO NO NO. It is the food of the gods (legit eating it as I type). Just not plain. Spoon some honey or compote in there (I’ve got coconut presently) and let the goodness begin

Yeah she’s not exactly present here in the UK either. Thank god.

My friend was ‘a vegan except for yoghurt’....

My friend was once ‘a vegan except for yoghurt’...

Oh definitely. I’ve lost a bit of weight recently (10lbs or so) and all it’s done is tip me from like a few pounds into a high BMI back to normal, but everything else about my life is the same. No glowing skin, no boundless energy, just I presume less likely to get illnesses associated with being overweight in a few

Woooooah never heard of anyone having to take 60,000 mcg of anything! Sorry for your set up, so good that you know what it is now.

Jessie J is a chronic manipulator of her sexuality in order to sell records. ‘I was gay, no bisexual, no now I want a husband, dating your own sex is obv just a phase’

And the lazy slurring up/down to notes, rather than just cleanly hit it, with a million trilling bits around it. I think she can hit them, she’s just been told to shout/slur up.

Please look up her record on how she has portrayed her sexuality, in order to originally get buzz and now she wants to get married, so like, being a lesbian is just a lil joke lol. It’s I Kissed a Girl, but pretending that for like 3 years.

No no no no. Sorry, no. Jessie J has great range, I will give you. However, her songs are dreadful, and, much more importantly, she was incredibly manipulative about her sexuality. She said all this stuff about ‘oh I dated girls, I love women, so what’ and then came out a bit later (as straight) and said ‘I was just