An Irish woman lost her kid on a beach, was screaming ‘Siobhan, Siobhan’ or whatever at the top of her voice. She finds the kid and, due to a combination of sheer relief and to try and impress upon the kid the severity of her actions to never do it again, whallops her. This German couple pass by in time to witness…

I wish I had something more insightful to write but - I love this feature!

We're all really sorry! We're sorry we're totally shit with listening to people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about and have been in school many years longer than me, training in the thing I'm asking their advice about!

Yep. We've run out of antibiotics. There's one here in the UK where they will only administer it when you're admitted into hospital and they determine 100% that you need it, as if it 'get's out' in the words of one of my medic friends, we're screwed, and need to develop ANOTHER new antibiotic.

:( this is horrendous. I would be so much more of a wimp. Good for her

Do you know what though, it seems to take so much to do it. I am in my 20s, and I still find it easier/wimp out on using the whole 'I have a boyfriend' which is basically translation for 'another dude has claimed me, sorry' rather than 'hey, don't really want to date/talk to a random who's hit on me in a public place,…

We have some women only gyms in areas which have a strong Islam community, so the women's changing rooms and route to the gym etc. are all female only. I don't get hit on in the gym basically ever (too fat, too ugly, boo hoo poor me ;) ) but my friend who uses it says she is so happy with the set up. I think it's…

Aaaaand this brer is out of the greys and I'm not. Fair's fair I suppose

Grand Trout Master.

I actually love the extended Do Ri Me for the Nazis, even though it's mad they're chanting 'tea with jam, jam and tea, tea with jam' over and over, their harmonising sure is hella tight

It lifts us up! We Brits love a lift

Urgh this slays me

Oh God, what a horrible, totally salient point. What assholes

Seconded. I worked with a guy who had a >1 year old, who he decided not to vaccinate. Whooping cough and hospitalised for months. Don't mess with this shit.

Thank God/Flying Spaghetti Monster/Deity of Your Choice for you to rely on when all this familial pressure gets too much. I'm sorry you're going through something so rubbish and have this bullshit flung at you!

You know what seems to me to be incredible? I have 2 anti vaxxers at work. a) they're the ones at the doctor's tout suite if anything is wrong with them and b) they take every. medicine. going. How does this not seem hypocritical to them?

You know what seems to me to be incredible? I have 2 anti vaxxers at work. a) they're the ones at the doctor's tout suite if anything is wrong with them and b) they take every. medicine. going. How does this not seem hypocritical to them?

You know what seems to me to be incredible? I have 2 anti vaxxers at work. a) they're the ones at the doctor's tout suite if anything is wrong with them and b) they take every. medicine. going. How does this not seem hypocritical to them?

Loving 'wheat eater' as an insult!

OMG I love everything Charlie Brooker touches