The Charleston firefighters did a whole goddamn calendar of them posing with puppies!!!

You know, I've had some pretty sloppy nights out in my time, and she who has never passed out on her bathroom floor can cast the first stone, but I have never been so fucked up that I needed to be pushed around on a luggage cart. Get your shit together, Bobbi Kris's brother-boyfriend.

Karma for Chris Brown would have been a ten year jail sentence for felony assault.

Fuck Daylight Savings Time.

You know you're old when this sentence could not possibly apply to your life: "you're out at the club on Saturday night and suddenly it's not 2 am—it's 3 am"

I mean, that sounds super fun to me. I don't normally enjoy making dinner but if it was a sex game I totally would.
So I may not be the best judge either, apparently.

I would rather a give 2 BJs than do a load of dishes.

I... don't really have a problem with this? It seems like a fun game to play. You do something I like, I reward you with sex. I do something you like, you reward me with chocolate. Idk, I think adding sex to chores is a fun way to spice things up?
I am not okay with the idea that it would be *expected* though. If I…

Are you talking like "bowl of cereal" Breakfast dishes? Because any blow job giver worth their weight in salt can get the job done faster than supper dishes.

I'm rooting for you, Hot Felon Guy!!!!

When my thighs are wrapped around his neck, I can't even see them.

some of the most beautiful people I know are the most insecure. its fucking weird, but true.

If the Kartrashians can make a career out of a sex tape, then why can't this guy make a go at it off a mugshot. I know I should be outraged, but I ain't mad. Amurica!

We are never to speak of that dolphin article again

I would totally do this if I had an otter. And since I'm an otter too, we would hold hands and never be separated. It would be otterly beautiful.

I hope this results in more attention on the gray market for children. Rehoming is common and tragic.

I actually love this and I want one.

Eh, she deserved it for being a bitch. And really, she set herself right up for it.

So basically they're more worried about how their country looks as opposed to how their country treats women. KAY. Sorry probably-dudes, but racist shitstains would have found a reason to hate you anyway. And women already know men can be just as dangerous in India or America. Misogyny is a global problem.

That's the exact stuff they say to me too. So now I have to be estranged from most of my family and extended family because they don't respect my wishes and chose his.