Chrissy Teigen's "wackiness" is annoying because she's a little long in the tooth for it. Also, she seems rather smart, can cook, has cute dogs.. like why even need that type of attention or adoration anymore?

I rear ended a woman because we were waiting for people to go across a cross walk and another woman slammed into me at 45 mph because she wasn't paying attention. While I agree that most rear end collisions are the fault of the driver and it seems like it in this case, that wasn't the case in my own collision and, I'm…

Was it "Heartbreaker," Nick Cannon? I always flip out when that comes on too, buddy. Due to its excellence.

Ugh, this Jenner story is so triggering. My mother's killer (19 year old, speeding and texting, hit her head on) was just sentenced on Wednesday. A couple of fines and three years probation for hitting her car so hard that her steering wheel bent around her after it went through her and into her seat back. But he's…

Women, Nationwide is NOT on your side.

I looked it up as well, Mitch Connor. We were posting about the same time. When I refreshed, I saw your post.

I'm still not 100% in agreement with calling this an assassination, but I'm thinking of various public figures such as John Lennon and googling to see how mainstream media reported their death. Apparently, the…

Can we talk about how awful this lip color is? Jesus Christ.

THANK YOU.

Quality Tumblr post:

Furthermore, let us all be thankful that Christian Grey is not real, because the fictional Christian Grey is a creepy, abusive stalker who gaslighted and raped his girlfriend, and we already have enough terrible dudes like that in the world.

It's neutral because that's all the Anastasia is. Bland and neutral. Besides if she went out in red lipstick Christian would probably call her a whore and then stalk her even more to find out who she's seeing.

Please, let's make soap as a gift for others a not-thing.

That soap looks diseased.

But I still have to wonder, WWJD?

*whispers* that's what I was thinking, but vagueness is better than getting yelled at.

Sure, I get that. But then I would also hope there was a medical doctor trained in that type of procedure performing it for you instead of a tattoo artist. Because holy shit.

Now THAT is a response. I hope he follows through and makes Twitter a safer place because it is such an amazing tool. I love Twitter and it has the potential to really be an interesting force in the world. Let's hope this isn't just lip service.

okay people. If you are coming to Canada to let a guy named Cobra stick inky needles into your eyeballs at a tattoo convention you kind of deserve to go blind. I say that as a very tattooed Canadian.

Miscellany: Chris Evans, 2-dimensional heartthrob

I propose a dating site and/or app that only allows women to contact men. I just saved every woman 100 solicitations a day and being called a fat slut for not responding.