I just checked to make sure I had enough whiskey to get through reliving some nightmares and it looks like we are good to go.

It made more sense in the original German genius.

Distilled Hater Tears.

Plus ca change... What a lady though - to this day the only person to win a Nobel prize in two fields( chemistry and physics) and also clearly raised some smart women too as one of her daughters won a Nobel Prize as well. A true pioneer :-)

Best postscript in a personal letter, ever.

So would I.

I would date either of those guys. No lie.

I think I've found one for you

See, for me the happiness comes from being able to buy something that doesn't look like a huge cock. Do you know what I mean? Absolutely no judgment for people who like vibes with a penis aesthetic—to each their own!—but I like that there are vibrators that are sleek and beautiful and abstract. (I suspect a lot of…

My thought is that it was someone who forgot they had it in their bag until they had to go through the metal detector, so they took it out and stashed it somewhere so the guards wouldn't find it when they searched or scanned her bag. It seems like the most plausible explanation to me...

That's definitely an issue with the system we have in place to protect victims. However, this was months ago that the family was trying to get a restraining order against him. If it had happened, he may have violated it and be sitting in jail right now instead of having shot her. Or it could have served to help get…

Gonna put this here for anyone who needs it:

This guy is gonna love being dead.

Good. Fuck him and his Bieber hair.

Lost among the many tragedies of the Bieber family is that there is a son named "Jaxon".

What a relevant username.

When I served in the Navy, actually on a ship, I witnessed the unspeakable.

Well, there was the time that my car slid off the road, into a pretty deep, snow covered ravine on my way to Thanksgiving dinner after work. I couldn't crawl out because I had no idea where to go, plus I'm a total wimp when it comes to the cold and I was 10 miles from the closest house. I was 17 and wasn't found until…

This isn't that horrible if you don't have parents who are varying degrees of mentally ill and play weird mind games with you and like... threaten suicide and shit.

Solid point. I hadn't thought about it. In the wake of suddenly feeling allowed to love Garth, I will now post "The Thunder Rolls", my secret not so secret favorite country karaoke jam...