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Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

“He likes to wear a T-shirt with a photo of a young girl sitting on the knee of an older man, reading “ACCEPTING APPLICATION 4A SUGAR BABY,”...”

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

He thinks health insurance is life insurance.

mom pls dont do this

My brownies, ice cream, and Reese’s all disagree!

Squeezing Motion will be my new hypothetical band name.

Influencers are the worst people on social media. I don’t understand the phenomenon of it, I hate the concept of it.

Yes? Are you hungry? Hang on I’ll make you something...

Mom?

Tah-dah

Now playing

Feed em some good ‘ol American barbecue and they will pour their hearts out.

Is it too late to claim “Mother Pence’s 2nd Cardigan” as my new burner?

“take off ur cardigan... take off ur second cardigan”

Well, I baked some thank you cookies for my neighbour, I went and knocked her door to deliver the cookies, she opened, I said, “I baked this for you as a thank you”, her response was, “did you put any kind of nuts in these?”, “nope”, I said, “ I do not know if you are allergic”, “I am not, I just dislike nuts, did you