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I’m also very happy to announce that with this, Maggie is going to be one of Jalopnik’s regular columnists. She spends most of her time writing novels but expect to see a lot more of her writing here soon!

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off taught me a very important lesson about car ownership:

That's how you roadster, chums!

You buy a W113.

It’s not cute, it’s not plucky, you never have to make an excuse for it.

It’s not a knife edge razor, the steering is not ultra crisp but that’s what you want. You want a comfortable GT like car you OR your wife can and in fact does drive.

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Man, I’m french and this is what we get after 10pm on channel 5 everywhere in the country. Weed is not legal in France.

Does anyone remember this guy? TG 2.0 changed a lot between series 1 and 2. I’m going to give this one a chance.

I think a show with Reid, Harris, and LeBlanc would work well.

Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”

“Okay, let’s be honest, the truth is probably somewhere in between the rumored extremes.”

Thats Jeff Vader. He’s after the Penne Arrabbiata.

This tray is wet... this tray is wet... this tray is wet...

is that darth vader visiting the cantina?

Toyota doesn’t understand why its web browser has an “incognito” mode

I think more germane than if stormtroopers could install a toilet is if they could actually hit it when they pee.

It's a nice idea but I doubt there's too much red tape for imperial engineers. After all they don't ever bother with something as simple as a handrail.

I want to know if they are going to focus on the subcontractors building the Death Star, do you think storm troopers know how to install a toilet

Oh, Lord! I’m out of here.

What drummer doesn’t keep a spare pedal lying around?