I like the way you think. It’s like the opposite of the Cygnet.

Perhaps they should have badged it as a Skoda instead of a Bugatti- that would have shocked people.

Because they tried it already and it didn’t work...granted Mercedes really should have put sliding doors on this.

You can’t prove that R/T is not Motortrend

The end of year story would be great, but I have trouble thinking of what would be written in articles throughout the rest of the year. Plus, it would've made that warranty coverage pointless, and we can't have that.

Must be strange to have two right hands.

Regardless of color, check out this Subaru B pillar. No joke.

Good news!

You mean like this, but a 400, right?

UP = Pack Mule

So this definitely has the best switch in all of jalopdom.

Yes! A highly reliable SUV.

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Steven Tyler’s gender identification skills have been called into question before...

I’m testing a pre-preproduction version of it. “Vroooom, vroooooooooooooom!”

Yeah that dumbass part makes it perfect. The comedy gods were good to me today. I mean everybody knows the 911 is mid engined like every other sports car . That's why it doesn't have a back seat. Duh.

I’ve been waiting for you since I posted that.

Parts on order? The engine is in the rear dumbass.