“Maybe they stole it cause the hood wouldn’t go down.”

Holy FordFocus Batman

Yeah, Mazda? Well you’re ugly.

Jalopnik: *complains people lock up expensive cars in temperature-controlled garages*

A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG

Does your fun side have an expiration hour or something

ANOTHER! *SMASH*

You’re not alone.

Your honesty is admirable.

This guy just did a reverse Tavarish.

Probably higher octane too, and not unleaded.

Or stuck it into her bottoms.

1. It’s BlackFlag, not Jalopnik.

I read this 3 times just to make sure. Laughing too hard right now

Those riyumz need to go, like, yesterday.

I would love to see you in a classic Mini.

I told Doug he may need to go older on this one, maybe ‘50s or ‘60s. But what’s interesting enough to draw an audience for a whole year? This is my top suggestion at the moment:

this comment is slightly lacking in Pantera.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.