she's a crackin' li'l mo-or ain't she Ed?

I've had a crisis

Looks like Marussia's Trophy Cabinet, only made out of wood instead of imagination.

If they ever make it, the inevitable Turbo S version of this

It was a bit dumb to think it would succeed this side of the pond, but the Phaeton was a damn fine car that failed miserably.

So hard to choose...they are both horrible.

Dooooomed I tells ya. If the X type didn't kill Jaguar I doubt this car will.

They just need to capitalize that 'r' and move it to the badging.

Here on Jalopnik, we usually want shooting-brakified coupes. And now Orlove says that a coupeified shooting brake would be the best thing ever.

Yes, for God's sake, let's not build an awesome Mulsanne convertible, a car that is true to the spirit of Bentley. You can't have that, but you can have yet another monstrous ugly-assed blasphemous SUV.

Yeah, to crash.

This just made my day. I'm very happy to see new saabs. And I'm cautiously optimistic.

okay, I lied.

The Panamera actually looks pretty good in person.

The 2014 Chevrolet Impala. At first glance it looks like any boring American sedan, but when you look closer, it's a bold and attractive design. Those rear fenders? Badass.

eh fuck it, by the time I download it, it'll be Friday.

I'm starting the SRT Viper Club of America.

Scirocco. We want the Scirocco.