I’m pretty sure the only thing she’d be willing to give you is a load of lead you creep. 

Hey, if they weren’t willing to accept the repercussions of getting detained against their will in America, raped, and forced to carry the child to term ... then they shouldn’t have fled the gang violence and rape of their Central American country of origin. Wait, that sounds bad.

But at least the children raped by his subordinates will be forced to carry their own child to term even though their bodies aren’t ready to give birth! That’s... fucking horrifying.

She clearly didn’t. If she had, they never would have gotten married. There was a lot wrong with the way my grandparents handled their daughter’s relationships, but considering the first husband was a deadbeat and the second one broke her arm, I’d say my aunt would have been better off if she had let her parents…

Well that’s not so bad...

approaching middle age?  At 46, he’s arrived! 

I generally....don’t. I mean, my work colleague is my age (mid-30s) with a husband in his 50's; they met in her mid-to-late twenties I believe. But this one skeeves me out. Because he met her when she was barely legal or maybe even before. Because she still looks like a child, specifically HIS child. Also when you’re…

It’s not like she’s 14

Despite his success, he hasn’t quite maintained his super stardom.

Nah. If he was a poor, he’d still be a skeevy dude dating grooming teenagers.

I’d have far less to say if one party involved wasn’t barely 18 when the relationship began. But yes, they seem happy.

And those super groomed brows plus overbuilt upper body = every jackass dude I dated in college. He is so obviously attempting to compensate for some deep insecurity.*

So do older dudes in relationships with younger women imagine they look younger themselves when they’re with their sugar babies, or do they realize that all of their photos together look like the especially creepy ones of Donald and Ivanka? Cook is giving off serious Gross Dad vibes in all of those pics.  

To be fair Jezebel has a regular feature called “would you” that does this for men

Men they’re related to though? Men they work with? I mean it’s not a feature I’m particularly interested in but its not exactly the same thing.

And mythical furry creatures!

What is it about these men who have to categorise every woman into a box of “would fuck” “would not fuck” (see his feud with Taylor swift as well). It says so much about his opinion of women that that’s what his sisters-in-law are reduced down to and says so much about them that they’re not calling out this bullshit.

You guys, let’s cut him some slack. He’s been listening and learning and he’s sorry about... well, he never says what but he’s sorry about it, okay?? Why would he say it if it weren’t true? Because he wants to be able to get back to work without people calling him out?

Being in charge and knowing what you’re supposed to do and not do is the epitome of white male privilege. That’s literally the opposite of how management and power are supposed to work.

“I really did not know what I was responsible for as the boss.”